u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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