Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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