therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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