I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think your dad took our porno
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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