I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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