My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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