I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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