I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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