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  • Ouchhhh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:27am
  • Squeak squeak (long pause) squeak squeak .. "I'm sorry I can't do this" (begins to cry) ... That's prob what she heard..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:07am
  • Maybe the other one isn't either. Have you sexed your roomie? Maybe the guy's eatin' some cookies or has some technique you've never experienced? Besides all that, how creepy is it that you're listening for sex in another room!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:24am
  • Lame! This site sucks!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:58am
  • Hahaha wow you seem like a bitch. You're the one reading all these on the Internet. If you can't handle it when one if your texts is put out there don't be laughing at everyone else's. Stfu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:54pm
  • Ha ha ha, unfortunate. Can't decide if that would make you feel better or worse for listening though??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:28am
  • This is the OT. I was cleaning under the bed when they came in. I guess they didn't see me and I didn't want to get out and ruin the mood. I'M NO COCKBLOCK! I could tell it was bad because he was apologizing more than Mel Gibson at a full synagogue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:19pm
  • 1:17, if you really are the OP, what were you doing under your roomie's bed????

    Submitted by anomalous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:27pm
  • Dance and shake that ass, Sara

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:02pm
  • isu sluts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:58pm
  • In sunny Florida, old people can tell by the sound of your bed that you're bad at sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:32am
  • Maybe 5:18 should read the previous comments

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 5:37pm
  • I'm the OT (original texter) and I was underneath the bed do I could definitely tell. All of you can suck my pinky toe. And Sarah when I sent you this text I didn't mean for you to put it on the Internet for the whole damn world to see. You are one dead bitch. My family is full of Mexicans and you are dead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:17pm
  • 5:18...it's official you're a tard because the OP said she was UNDER the bed... Keep reading and stop just looking to insult people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:22am
  • Sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:15am
  • 404 is a fucking tard they were probably downstairs not under the bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 5:18pm
  • Definitely calling BS on this one. Who the hell crawls under the bed to clean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:29am
    • uh, a LOT of people. if the bed is against the wall and your trying to clean right back there...jackass.

      Submitted by epic_win on Aug 29, 10 at 1:45am
  • I can tell that you are lonely and miserable because you listen in on other people having sex Gord

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:05pm
  • She wanted to get off by listening in but was disappointed. Desperate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:07am
  • OOF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:48am
  • High five to Soviet Russia 10:00!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:39am
  • In soviet Russia bed can tell by your sounds that you're not that good at sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:00am
  • Well I hardly think her stopping to read your text is going to boost his confidence at all. Be a team player and cheer him on.

    Submitted by Brendomination on Feb 7, 10 at 12:09pm
  • Honestly, this text made me laugh. It's weird you were under the bed...not gonna lie..but otherwise it's not uncommon to hear your roommate have sex through the walls. everone lives in a college apartment sometime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:04pm
  • Maybe you are stupid. Now dance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:41pm
  • Bunk bed jackass...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:43pm
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