Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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