i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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