But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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