Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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