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it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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