we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
