I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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