Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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