woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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