the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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