Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She bit a glass in half.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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