is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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