The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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