As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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