I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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