I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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