I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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