dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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