She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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