Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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