just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
