I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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