Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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