So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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