You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Sober January is a disaster.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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