fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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