BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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