So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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