let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
if only i could text you this smell
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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