and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize