I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
