shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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