Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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