I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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