Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
3 2 1 whiskey
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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