don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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