Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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