if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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