I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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