I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
