Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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