Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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