I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Randomize
