this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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