I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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