I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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