Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Michael Bay diarrhea
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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